Toms Diary of Wet Dreams

Sun, 01 Jan 2006 19:26:04 GMT

fucking boob's im fed up alothough it was a good night last night ben came round and we drunk lots and sung karaoke lol it was insane cos no one in our familyt can sing part from my dad hes pretty good actually my sister was upstairs on pc being a boring fart not singing like a gay,

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY ONE gawd i hope this year is gonna be fun cos 2005 wasnet the best year of my life to be honest pretty screwed up and lots o shat happened that i dont wanna be reminded of cos it sucks stes saggy man sack. off to squash this friday yay cant wait twll be fun cos ma homie is going so west side to ya bitch

god im fed up ttyl byeeeee xXx

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 22:47:51 GMT

hey people ill start from the begging me ste joe and ben went to squash other night and it was fun we had a few meh points but lifes a bitch o_0 i had drink so did ben and ste did ben wasted 50 quid on beer and double shots i thought he was gonna pass out i got drunk and it dint rlly seem to affect ste lol cos hes hard, we all slept in ben's tiny bedroom me and ben slept in same bed and ste slept on floor, me and ste laughed about ben cos he pops in his sleep lol

and now the after math lol i feel like pap to be honest i feel ill and ive eatan way too much and i think i may be sick some other stuff is doing my head in :( but ah well can please every body can we?

something good to look forward to its my b day on monday and im going all emo ( emo balls as ste wud say ) and i cant wait its a change and im playing at the school christmas thing and im looking forward to showing my stuff to people who are gonna come watch every one i told about it is like ah i wudent dare go up and perform but i love it! tis cool and wen i sit and play music its weird it kinda gets me away from every thing its nice.

anyways im off byeeeee xXx

Thu, 08 Dec 2005 20:37:59 GMT

hey bitches im updating cos i have got something good to tell you all

ME AND STE TRIED LIGHTING FARTS AND I BURNT MY BUM
all ste did was laugh at me and call me gay names like meat arms and fat bitch ass tom.

SQUASH TOMMOMOMOMRROROMRWOWWWWWWWW i cant wait tis gonna be cool with lots o people there yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay and druink ness rocks cos i havent been drunk in a long time im off to get a sandwich cos i love BEAVERS

byeeeeee xXx

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 20:04:09 GMT

hey peeps i havent done this in a while so how is every one i love ste and all my friends im in a loving mood today and its cool im hurtin in side i dunno why just some stuff and no ste lol dont worry bout tht thing its noting to doooooo with that i just having one of those days and im just gonna rant on in lj lol
i feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel popoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lol ah well now that i got that out of my system

i quit skating cos i dont like it no more its too cold ill see what i feel like in the summer time wen the weather is cool lol thts from a songgggggggggggggg I LOVE STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

right im off ttyl byeeeee xXx

Sat, 29 Oct 2005 21:06:08 GMT

hey i kno i only updated like a second ago but i ws looking at my other lj thing beefbeef42 and i found this quiz so im gonna do it again and see how much i have changed since last time,

i did this crazy thing read it and see what you think!!
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. MR T
2. Tom
3. Shit Bitch

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Monkey Monkey
2. Says
3. Tom

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I play the guitar
2. making ppl happy
3. skating

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Erm nothing much rlly
2.
3.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. English
2. Being Me
3. Dunno what else

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Girls they are quite..... well u kno scary lol
2. Spiders
3. Being turned into a chav

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. MILK
2. skating
3. Ste

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. underwear
2. shirt
3. hair

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Muse
2. every time i die
3. trivium

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. every time i die - kill the music
2. trivium- gunshot
3. muse - plug in YOUR MUM

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. playing in band
2. skipping
3. raping ste upside down

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. they have to be immature well not rlly stupid but not mature
2. good personality
3. good looks

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. i love cheese
2. i play guitar ah but which ones the lie?
3. i love men

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE/or same SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. sexy bum
2. BOOBIES
3. erm dunno nice face?

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. eat 12 weetabix
2. have my nails touched
3. eat raw mince

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. seeing ste
2. Skating
3. playing guitar

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. see stepen
2. one other thing
3. be in a band

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. musician
2. summat to do with music
3. summat to do with music

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. canada
2. japan
3. ejypt

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. daniel
2. elanor
3. bob

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. meet matt bellamy
2. be sucess full and have loads o money
3. bungee jump

Sat, 29 Oct 2005 20:43:52 GMT

sup!!! Mr S is back and im loving it he brought me back some port which is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yummay i may have to drink it all for me :P na ste ill save u some.

i have to revise for my science test..........PFFT FUCK THAT SHIT.

im off out wi james tommz for his birthday he wants to go to show case the dirty bitch lovin mookey so yeah thenim off to see sexy ste and hopefully skate if its dry enough YAAAAAY

TRIVIUM TICKETS TOMMZ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ME STE AND MARC GONNA BE ROCKING ALL NIGHT BITCH

see ya later chummos here every one have a kiss xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxv theres plenty. apart from tht v at the end its mine

Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:22:16 GMT

hey bitches im updating once more cos im bored again

im in the attic with my sister harrasing her bf its funny he gave her a drawing saying " i love sophie " and she cant stop laughing at it hahahhahahahahahah i find it funny aww true love lol

i think ste gets back tommz yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i missed him i havent done anything all these holidays

see ya xxx

Wed, 26 Oct 2005 17:16:52 GMT

OMG im still bored

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 14:00:33 GMT

yo bitches how you all doing?

im pretty bored i have nothing to do and i may have to resort to doing coursework how fun stes still on holiday so its like i have to stay in all the time but i think im off out friday yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:18:17 GMT

yo peeps

stes off on holiday today with is pretty gay cos i have nothing to do all week and we had a cool day today made up a new drink called RAG JUICE it rocks and it is quite nice made from shitty cider lol still good though we played on the dance mat and attempted to go downstairs on a cousin lol twas good

i went to a party and got drunk was sick then drunk some more :D it was funny we farted on ppl wen they were sleepin and we made a bowl of tomarto ketchup, soya sauce, triangle cheese, curry a pen , a mini chedder, chocolate milk shake powder, beer, and we put it all in a microwave and put it on liams head it was sooooooooooooooooooo funny

ttyl byeye eeee xxxx

Wed, 19 Oct 2005 19:20:33 GMT

lol apparently im a emo rocker i got bored

You Are an Emo Rocker!

Expressive and deep, lyrics are really your thing.
That doesn't mean you don't rock out...
You just rock out with meaning.
For you, rock is more about connecting than grandstanding.

What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Mon, 17 Oct 2005 19:29:58 GMT

hey hey all i dunno what to say im in a good mood and its nearly my b day lol 2 months away shhh but i get 100 pounds cos im 16 yay cant wait i dunno what else to put

me and ste went skating and ste can do big fakie ollies things and im jealous lol (bitch ) you no i love you byeeeeee xxxxxxx

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 18:04:47 GMT

OMG I JUST DID A QUIZ AND IT SED I WAS A LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YA DAM RIGHT YO MAMMA IS COOKIN BEANS!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 16 Oct 2005 16:08:32 GMT

hey peeps im feeling pretty gay at the moment im arsed with everything school work is gay and sum other stuff it bothering me urgh

my sister is pissing me off ill update later see ya xxx

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:06:10 GMT

A Survey!

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Thomas Sean Lister
Birthday:	12/12/89
Birthplace:	Dewsbury
Current Location:	My house
Eye Color:	Blue/Greeny
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	Dunno
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right
Your Heritage:	Forgot wat it means :S
The Shoes You Wore Today:	LMAO SANDELS
Your Weakness:	My self
Your Fears:	Spiders and stes target bum
Your Perfect Pizza:	Ste all over it ;P
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	God Knows
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	lol
Thoughts First Waking Up:	God do i have to get up
Your Best Physical Feature:	pfft i dunno
Your Bedtime:	YA DAM RIGHT ITS MINE
Your Most Missed Memory:	Not Tellin :P
Pepsi or Coke:	Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Mac D all the way
Single or Group Dates:	Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Lipton ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	Chocoy
Cappuccino or Coffee:	Coffee
Do you Smoke:	Only wen im drunk
Do you Swear:	Yup
Do you Sing:	Yup
Do you Shower Daily:	Bath
Have you Been in Love:	Yeah
Do you want to go to College:	Yeh
Do you want to get Married:	Yeh
Do you belive in yourself:	Yup
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:	lol ill let you decide
Are you a Health Freak:	Yeeeees ( nope )
Do you get along with your Parents:	YEah they rock
Do you like Thunderstorms:	Yup
Do you play an Instrument:	HEll YEah guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	Yup
In the past month have you Smoked:	Yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	I think
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage:	Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped:	Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	I wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	Yea
Ever been Drunk:	Yeah
Ever been called a Tease:	Yeah
Ever been Beaten up:	If you mean jumped then no, been in fights
Ever Shoplifted:	Nope
How do you want to Die:	Peaceful
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	Musician
What country would you most like to Visit:	eyjpt
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	Blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color:	Blonde/ Brown
Short or Long Hair:	Not bothered
Height:	Dont care
Weight:	Dont care as long as its not too fat lol
Best Clothing Style:	Dont care aslong as its not a chav
Number of Drugs I have taken:	1
Number of CDs I own:	Bout 20+
Number of Piercings:	Non
Number of Tattoos:	Non
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	Too many
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 18:48:37 GMT

Omg the craziest thing just happened i was hiding in phils room ( stes bro ) cos he has loads of friends over so i thought id try to scare them, i jumped over the bed and cut my head open on a ps2 lol it was so gay i always cut my face open urgh lol and i wore sandels!!!!! tryed to skate in em and failed lol i had to borrow some of stes skate shoes cos mine where in the wash but now there drying ggrgrrrrrr dam u mum see ya all sex pies xxxxxxx

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 17:07:41 GMT

hey all i have a new lj as you can see, sexy ste made it for me :D ;P i love it

erm yeah so ill be updating now cos i didnt before

right im off ill update later bye sex nipples xxx